May 2013
hoelloween:
how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
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who wants to order me pizza, i’m broke and don’t wanna eat ramen for the 4th time in a row
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i watched all of teen wolf. here is a general summary of my thoughts
season one: haha this show is silly i’m gonna keep watching it for shits and giggles
season two: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT OH MY GOD NO
milakuntits:
wvnderbar:
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
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using gatorade as a mixer is the best thing i’ve done all week
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hellyeskingdomhearts:
i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just
watching
[[MORE]]oh yeah, also
at least they told me where to find a therapist
but
they were like, well call the clinic and tell them you want to talk to a therapist if you think its that bad. in that tone that suggests you’re an idiot
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[[MORE]]well talking to my parents went about as well as i expected
i even said i don’t really want to be alive any more and my mom just snorted and and my dad just said well maybe you shouldn’t be alone in your room all the time, go out and do stuff.
like okay, your daughter just said she doesn’t want to be alive and that’s how you react?
thanks for dismissing how i...
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themisadventuresofmaddy:
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really...
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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
oops i have a doctor appointment in 6.5 hours and here i am somewhere in the depths of youtube
damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
Dear Dragon Age: Origins,
I really want to play you, so please don’t crash my fucking computer 3 times an hour this time.
Love, me
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
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my car is named the u.s.s. enterprise, so naturally i blasted the star trek soundtrack on my way to and from into darkness
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
